Look for the Turtle

Shamiq from 212 hips us to this video flyer:

Considering all the epic crap I've watched on YouTube over the years, I can safely say that this is one of the best things I've ever watched.  Even better than that Avatar shit.  Goddamn, they'll cook you pizza in a trailer while you have sex on rented sheets.  Honestly, I've become bored by the nighttime offerings of the Mission District.  Big Pimpin' in the Mission Bar jukebox will only take your Monday night sideshow so far.  With that in mind...

Attention bar owners: pay these guys to DJ at your bar once a week; it's the necessary prison-shiv in the kidney this neighborhood needs.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• SO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT YOU COULD PUKE!
• The Best Flier I've Seen All Year