Kreayshawn

Kreayshawn Now Making Animated GIFs About Your Favorite Mission Thrift Stores

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 2:54am
Categorized: Being Cool, Fashion, Mission District, People
Tagged: alt celebrities, clarion alley, Is that the sun setting?, Kreayshawn, Thirft Town, This shit amuses me far too much

The sun is really setting on what once looked to be a really promising career as a drug dealing Lady Gaga.  In the span of 9 months, Kreayshawn has gone from Oakland to international celebrity to doing banner ads for thrift stores online.  She's basically the hipster Mr. T, only her rise and fall got condensed down to satisfy the attention span of the internet.

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Who Pays $1200 To See Kreayshawn on New Year's Eve?

Posted by Alissa on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 10:44am
Categorized: Being Cool, Douchebaggery, Drugs, Music
Tagged: Kreayshawn, things that are surprisingly still sort of relevant

Teenagers. Teenagers pay the big bucks to see their idol peer Kreayshawn imitate someone who can rap on New Years Eve. Saturday night's show at the Regency was all ages and from the looks of it, was a complete fucking disaster.

Pacifiers are for safety!

An informant has confirmed that this show was indeed a hot mess, complete with 14 year old girls puking up mommy's home cooking, pissing in the sink and puking in trash cans while their chaperones looked on indifferently. Another adult attendee said he was legitimately worried about slipping and falling due to the amount of bodily substances on the floor. Of course when you're that age and out for an unsupervised new years eve, you and your bff girlfriends can't help but have like THE ABSOLUTE TOTALLY BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!

One Tumblr diarist gave an especially glowing review:

BEST. NIGHT. OF. MY. LIFE. I cannot thank Kreayshawn enough for everything she has done for me and all of her other fans. She is truly such an amazing person. Actually meeting her and getting the opportunity to talk to her was incredible! She is so down to earth and genuine. Please don’t ever tell me she isn’t a good person. She is so great to her fans! ... Seeing all of the people out in the crowd there for her and V-Nasty was insane! I’m so proud of the two of them and how far they have come. It’s only the beginning. 2012 is their year! WHITE GIRL MOB IS TAKING OVER!

Looks like the miscreant zygotes of the Bay Area had the best New Years Eve ever. Here's hoping they all made it back to Walnut Creek safe, sound, and before curfew.

And finally for your listening pleasure/to make your brains melt and seep out of your ears, please enjoy this mashup of 'Gucci Gucci' and Lou Bega's 'Mambo #5!"

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Arby's Employee Lashes Out at Kreayshawn

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 10:45am
Categorized: East Bay, Music
Tagged: First World Problems, Kreayshawn, local rap

I don't know if everyone has been following the comments section lately, but there's some quality discourse going on in the "Gucci Gucci" post. From reader "arbys worker":

i really like this song except the arbys worker comment. im not offended that it was said, but if ur gonna try to insult sum1 get ur facts straight...... arbys small medium large, mc donalds supersizes their order though not used anymore. clearly rappers arent the smartest spork in trash recepticle (taco bell reference).

now i wish i had a spork.....

Thanks for straightening that out!

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