Itchy crotch

Bedbugs Infesting the Mission?

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 2:07pm
Categorized: Mission District, Pets & Animals
Tagged: Itchy crotch

I've seen a few mattresses with a friendly warning dumped on the sidewalk over the past month (the one above is from Potrero Ave.) and media outlets from Tenderblog to CNN claim the city is infested.  Have bedbugs finally made their way from the TL to the Mission?  Also, we to take a cue from NYC and get more creative with our mattresses with benefits?

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Cool Kid Travels: Portland's Big Ass Crab

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:05am
Categorized: Pets & Animals, Travels and Tales
Tagged: Itchy crotch, Portland Oregon!, WHATEVER I LIKE BIG INFLATABLE CRUSTACEANS

Termie was in Portland and spotted this killer crab.  Not completely sure, but I'm guessing Jake's is a vegan restaurant with a sense of humor.

Apparently big crabs are not new, which is new to me.  For example, this was front page news in 1985:

And some bro started an Angelfire site (complete with spinning email gif icon + text telling you that you have to refresh to see the latest version of the constantly updating site) celebrating the glory that is giant crustaceans.  Argh.  San Francisco, I'm not going to be happy until I see a 90 foot seahorse (WARNING: bros molesting inflatable animals) dancing in the wind above Weird Fish.  Get to work.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

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