fuck your festival

Union Street Festival Sucks Anyways

http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/2011/05/no-booze-allowed-union-street-fair

Hey doggy I laughed when I read this sentence “The changes mean no more beer gardens and no more rock and roll music” Yeah because rock and fucking roll brings the “wilder element.” Yeah I bet it must be nuts when your heehaw ass festival gets raided by tall can wielding dave matthews fans. Ain't no dancing in this town bitches! We want to sell shitty ass freeway artwork and bracelets made out of old rocks and trash to senior citizens and sweater knots. Fucking dumb asses chewing on shitty grilled meat on a stick can't hang out in beer gardens or do whatever dumb fucking bullshit it is that they do on their lame ass stoops on Union st. Union street can suck my balls, that shit has been herbfest from the gate, amatuer hour trainwreck can stay gone.