Are jorts still permissible any day of the week?

Heat Wave Spurs Spontaneous Mission Jortting

I have no idea what the pile of bananas and other Dolores Park refuse has to do with this scene, but the past week's summer heat wave has left full-lengthed panted folks dismembering their jeans with unidentified cutlery, apparently.

(Also, is it too soon to start a city-wide conversation about the need for pant disposal receptacles on every block?)