Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures: How to Find Your Friends in the City's Most Crowded Park

“Heeeey yea hi? Hi can you hear me? Ugh AT&T … oh there you are. Yea we're sort of like … by the tennis courts? But up the hill a little bit? Like to the left. If you draw a straight line from the bathrooms to the tennis courts we're like 2/3rds of the way down from the bathroom. Oh between the first tennis court and the bathroom. The first tennis court if you're on 18th & Dolores. Can you see me? I'm waiving … in the pink bra top? I'm with Melanie but she's sitting down near the pile of bikes. Do you see me? Okay hold on I'll come down and find you.”

No longer! Now its just “Come find me under the 20 ft tall silver shiny windsock.” Boom. Done. 

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I’m the owner of that beautiful windsock! And that’s me in the pic. Just saying. Lauren

Attention whore pole?

…says the boychild with a picture of someone else’s car in his profile.

This post:

One chick - “I know, right?”

Next chick - “right.. ?”

Content, please

i’ve got a better idea. if everyone can get on this same standardized graphic that i’ve just spent five hours making, then we will never have any more confusion! maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps

dolores park bingo cards!

Actually.. shit. I’m adding this to my phone.

You sunk my battleship!

5 hours?