Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures: How to Find Your Friends in the City's Most Crowded Park

Posted by Alissa on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 11:37am

"Heeeey yea hi? Hi can you hear me? Ugh AT&T ... oh there you are. Yea we're sort of like ... by the tennis courts? But up the hill a little bit? Like to the left. If you draw a straight line from the bathrooms to the tennis courts we're like 2/3rds of the way down from the bathroom. Oh between the first tennis court and the bathroom. The first tennis court if you're on 18th & Dolores. Can you see me? I'm waiving ... in the pink bra top? I'm with Melanie but she's sitting down near the pile of bikes. Do you see me? Okay hold on I'll come down and find you."

No longer! Now its just "Come find me under the 20 ft tall silver shiny windsock." Boom. Done.

Comments

Lauren said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:42pm (link)

I'm the owner of that beautiful windsock! And that's me in the pic. Just saying. Lauren

O'Leary said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:40pm (link)

Were you waiving?

misogynistic man-hater said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 4:49pm (link)

Were you really "just saying" Lauren? Be honest.

Alissa said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 6:09pm (link)

Awesome! We were sitting right next to you guys and definitely used the windsock to direct our friends. Thanks!

scum said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:47pm (link)

Attention whore pole?

I don't think before I type said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:57pm (link)

...says the boychild with a picture of someone else's car in his profile.

O'Leary said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 1:42pm (link)

¡Snap!

Eric Gregory said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 5:39pm (link)

...says the guy who hasn't learned how "reply" works.

scum said on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 12:23pm (link)

You sure showed me. If it was my car I would be a real attention whore.

infinitympg said on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:23pm (link)

There's a lot of whore bashing/shaming in this thread.. 2012 in San Francisco and we still have to tell people to respect women and sex workers? UGH

scum said on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:05am (link)

My use of whore has nothing to do with women or sex workers. Anyone can be a whore.

Whatever man said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:05pm (link)

This post:

One chick - "I know, right?"

Next chick - "right.. ?"

Content, please

as said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:31pm (link)

i've got a better idea. if everyone can get on this same standardized graphic that i've just spent five hours making, then we will never have any more confusion! maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps maps

as said on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 7:34pm (link)

http://imgdrop.net/images/bwy1350354836c.jpg