Apparently People Would Even Rather Go To the Castro Street Fair Than Hang Out In Dolores

There were a million things going on in the city this weekend - the government was using our tax dollars to test out their new Burning Man art cars in the sky, everyone was out in straw fedoras Instagramming free music, your supervisor and his fiance were having a roof party in North Beach, we're all suddenly huge Oakland A's fans, and apparently football is still a thing.

But I didn't do any of that because I thought chillin in Dolo was the cool thing to do on the weekends. I put on my cuuutest romper, even made it to brunch in a timely fashion, and headed over to Dolo with my ladypals only to discover that everyone was off YOLOing elsewhere! What gives?! Is Dolo over? Is Speedway Meadows the new Dolo? Did we officially surrender ground to NIMBY Noe Valley families? Am I a NIMBY now?!

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don’t you get that dolores park FUCKING SUCKS

Yes, there are other things to do in San Francisco and the Mission isn’t the only neighbor hood worth spending time in.
And really? On an epic weekend like that, you chose to waste it in Dolores park?

Wasn’t just Dolores, pretty much the entire Mission was raptured over the weekend.

You clearly missed the point even going to Dolo saturday. It was the most mellow and douche free Dolores day I’ve seen in 2 years. Hell yes I seized on the great opportunity to do nothing and not be bothered at Dolores.

It’s Dopa y’all. Rhymes with Nopa. Ditch the Dolo.

Using Yolo and Dolo is a NoNo.

It can’t start raining soon enough…