How Much Does it Cost to Look Like a "Hipster" at Outside Lands?

As Dolly Parton once quipped, "it costs a lot of money to look this cheap."  And the fashion mavens at 7x7 are taking that to heart with their guide to "looking your best" at Outside Lands' "hipster fashion show" this weekend:

  1. Mayfourteenth Jacob Sunglasses, $200
  2. Forever 21 Patterned Straw Fedora, $12.80
  3. Steven Madden Fringed Leather Crossbody, $48
  4. Madewell Station Sandal, $138
  5. Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturizer SPF 20, $43
  6. Alice + Olivia Pam Poncho with Fur Collar, $797
  7. Strutting Flamingo Throw, $58.99

The grand total for this chill ensemble?  $1297.79 (pants not included).

Comments

truculent yuppie's picture

that $43 lipgloss had better come with gold dubloons

Joe Wiley's picture

I'd so much rather just have a coke habit.......

Syd's picture

Two words: thrift store.

blergh's picture

mission douche bags can't afford it. lololol

I don't think before I type's picture

that wasn't really that funny

I occasionally think before I type's picture

It was medium funny.

animaldance's picture

ooo...dat pink flamingo throw, doe.

:-o

animaldance's picture

ughh.....people actually still think that fedoras are considered "hipster"

:-/

Erik's picture

Pretty sure that is a trilby, not a fedora.

anyone who goes to outside lands is a fucking herb

typer's picture

totally bro, totally.

EW77's picture

Outside Lands is pretty lame, but so is wearing underground hiphop and thrash fandom on your sleeve like a merit badge....a boring predictable type poised against another boring predictable type

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