— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Some scofflaws, who apparently spend more money on nice plastic “RENT IS THEFT” banners than rent itself, recently took up squatting the burnt-out remains of 502 Capp Street. Let's take a look at what they're getting:
Like to host dinner parties? Well you're in luck! This beautifully refurbished dine-in kitchen comes fully stocked with a gas stove, plenty of granite counter tops, and a dish washer to help you keep everything clean.
The bedroom comes furnished with a lamp, dresser, and a queen bed with two pillows. Perfect for stretching out after a long day of smashing the state. No bed bugs!
Ample closet space.
Sometimes you just gotta relax. Why not have your friends over for a round of Apples to Apples while sampling on some cheeses from Bi-Rite? Additional seating can be found in the pile in the middle of the floor.
Washer/dryer in-unit.
I know, I know—I know what you're thinking: the bathroom is kind of a mess. But there is absolutely no mold! Think of it as your canvas—this bathroom can become whatever you imagine it to be!
In short, with cheap digs like this, I'm sure these kids will have no problem recruiting people to join the cause.
Comments (5)
that was actually someone’s house. you son of a bitch
You guys are mean. With rents out of control, we should encourage some protests (like Jeudi Noir in Paris). I know the signs are dumb but squatters are a symptom of a real market dysfunction.
I think you’re on to something in saying “market dysfunction.” I wonder if we agree on what that means. I think the housing market problems are exacerbated by the controls SF has placed on housing.
Those scenes are disturbing. But I have to comment that the photography is amazing. To whomever took those photos: well done! Darkly beautiful.
If people are indeed squatting that house, it won’t belong before they’re hospitalized due to squatters in their lungs. Living with extensive fire damage is extremely dangerous and very unhealthy. I hope they at least have respirators.