BREEZEE ONE a.k.a. MISSION GIRLFRIEND a.k.a. DETROIT JELLY HOE raps about Bicycles

I know everyone's getting tired of hearing about how Kreayshawn has inspired an entire generation of horrifying white chicks to rap about random ass objects, but this track is seriously wicked.

And don't forget to read her blog about boning Pop's patrons, Mission Boyfriends.

Comments (12)

FANTASTIC… more great production and horrifying rap… just what hipsters need to be associated with. fun.

sweet more incompetent female rappers. Can women just stop rapping already, it’s just getting worse by the minute

Ok, this must be a friend of yours cuz, seriously - NO.

My jaw is stuck to the ground!! Who in their right mind would what to catch her?!! I mean please……get rid of rap now.

She is really bad at rapping.

Ew. The horrific rapping is actually the among the least offensive parts of this whole video.

Hey Breeze One. I srsly hope u read this…STOP! it’s terrbl. I cnt stand ur rapping or ur fonny swag.

Yeah I would do the little troll from Oakland before I would touch her.

Other than that, though, did you guys like it?

Breezee? As in, breaking wind? At least it’s accurate.

My dude friend & I used to sit in Pops on weekend afternoons observing the girls in there and pointlessly trying to guess which one was the Mission Boyfriends girl. We totally thought we’d figured out who it was! This is not who we thought, but cool. This video is just whatever, but I’m very entertained by her blog.