Back in February, it was revealed that Fresno, home of Kevin Federline, that dude who did the really depressing cover of “Mad World” for the Donnie Darko soundtrack, and general mediocrity, was crowned “Drunkest City in America,” with San Francisco placing a pitiful #86.  At the time, reader Izzy theorized we placed so low because we could just hold our liquor:

This list is bullshit. it bases its judgement on things like DUI arrests. so we're #86 because we can:
a) hold our liquor
b) walk/bike/MUNI home

we're basically like that guy you see walking down the street looking all normal and clear eyed and shit, then you he falls down and you take him to the hospital because he's blowing a .30. we're stealthy.

Turns out we're not stealthy: San Francisco just hit #8 on the list of most drunk driving offenders in the country.  Fresno didn't even make the list.  Booya!

(hat tip SF Weekly)