Paul, owner of Dirty Thieves, who must have been reading this blog by accident, emailed us a correction:

[The tagger] wrote on our bathroom walls that it is four bucks; we charge three for Coors.  If you were charged four, I apologize.  If you were basing your story on some bathroom graffiti rendering of our menu, well that's still my fault for not painting over the graffiti—it's a tough bathroom to keep clean and an even more difficult to keep the toilet in working condition.  In any case, I own the bar and cannot stomach the idea that someone was charged four bucks for a Coors.  I also own two other bars in sf and will be working at Whiskey Thieves this wednesday (839 Geary) from 5-8.  As penance for, at the very least, not painting over graffiti, I will charge one dollar for Coors during my shift. Once again, 5-8 this Wednesday.

In case you don't understand what he's saying: it's a crime against humanity to be charged $4 for Coors (it is).  Anyway, go drink up for cheap folks!  Might I recommend drinking your non-light Coors as a Stranahan's chaser, which distilled mere blocks away from Coors Field in downtown Denver.

Also: we love bathroom graffiti.