Sometimes Yelp Just Won't Do...

The more time I spend in Dirty Thieves, the more I love it.  As previously mentioned, they stock one of the best goddamn whiskeys that I've tasted, their bathroom is almost always out of order (not that any self-respecting person would shit in a Mission bar), and their bartenders are world-class.  But recently, they've really stepped their game up:

1. They got the Twilight Zone pinball machine, which is supposedly one of the "most complex" machines every designed.
2. The other night there was a large gathering of single strangers meeting up from "the internet" to form "physic connections."
3. Their clientele has an excellent choice in music (via playing the entirety of 36 Chambers on the jukebox).

That said, they charge $4 for Coors, so fuck those bastards.

Update: Coors is only $3!

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Does Anyone Want to "Cat Bomb" Whiskey Thieves Next Week?