While we at Uptown don't (openly) condone Bros Slitting Bros throats, we're happy to see a celebrity (albeit a C-lister) join us in the fight against the Axis of Ice. Daniel Tosh raises an interesting point that hadn't previously occurred to me; Smirnoff Ice is the new ZIMA. I'd like to see the retro ZIMA make a comeback and take its place next PBR as a hipster beverage.
Hat tip to Clark. Friends don't let friends Ice Bros.
EDIT: Obligatory addition of 90's throwback ZIMA commercials.
“Are those free range burgers?”
“She started deep into my eyes and said …nice hat”