The Mission for Yuppies

An anonymous reader sent us this map:

Check out the map a yuppie friend drew to explain the Mission to out-of-towners. He characterized my street as “less scary”. Fuck that shit.

We agree.  FUCK THAT SHIT.  We made your friend a better map for yuppies:

There, that's everything white out-of-towners need to know.  Tell your friend he can mail his check for $75 to 300 Beale St., Suite #100, SF 94105

Comments (12)

Effing hilarious

You missed a chance to stick in a pile of used hypos somewhere near the central freeway.

AWESOME. no coke baggies at pop’s or deliriscum though?

I think this map needs to be blown up and done in even more detail. then we can sell prints; FUCK YEAH UPTOWN MERCH!

Both are hilarious. Nice one, bruv.

Clearly, the yuppie who made the first map has never been to the Lower Haight. “Pretty nice”? I’m not a yuppie and I ain’t scared of it, but I don’t feel a lot of yuppie love at say, Molotovs on Haight.

If you make a print version, please make it scratch-n-sniff. Urine, bacon hot dog, etc.

needs more urine @ 16th and mission, otherwise it’s excellent.

You should move to the Marina so I can have my neighborhood back.

Ya gotta include poop and condoms around the fire station on 19th & Folsom.. However if you wish to combine the two items, it should be placed over at 20th and Treat instead.

Post New Comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly. If you have a Gravatar account associated with the e-mail address you provide, it will be used to display your avatar.