An anonymous reader sent us this map:
Check out the map a yuppie friend drew to explain the Mission to out-of-towners. He characterized my street as “less scary”. Fuck that shit.
We agree. FUCK THAT SHIT. We made your friend a better map for yuppies:
There, that's everything white out-of-towners need to know. Tell your friend he can mail his check for $75 to 300 Beale St., Suite #100, SF 94105