"Apparently if you piss on the floor in the restroom at We Be Sushi, your knee will pop out the side of your shin and only God knows what will happen to your foot."

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So this is actually a replacement poster. The original showed a white guy pissing on the floor. Supposedly someone complained to management citing “it isn’t just white guys who pee on the floor” so they updated it with this more detailed, racially un-profiled image. I was tempted to point out that perhaps the poster should show an uncircumcised guy, as that could be argued to correlate to more floor peeing. Perhaps that will be version 3.