Apparently the doucheoisie over at Hipster Puppies got a book deal. Our newest hater/Uptown Almanazzi Zach smelled money and created BRO CATS. We at Uptown Almanac are committed to landing BRO CATS on the New York Times Bestsellers list (and every Marina coffee table) before Hipster Puppies can sue our asses off.
“O hai bro, wanna go halfsies on a bag of cat-nip?” ~Bro Cat
1.) Bro Cat likes to tell all the girls that he surfs, but is really too scared to go in the water.
2.) Bro Cat got so wasted last night that he was coughing up hair balls all morning.
3.) Bro Cat gets hella pussies.