Zach Perkins

Unlike the rest of Uptown's authors, Zach hasn't lived in the Mission, at least not since Caesar Chavez was still called Army St [UPDATE! NEWS FLASH! HELL FROZE OVER: Zach once again resides in your fauxhemian tourist trap, but still doesn't give a shit about Dolores Park 'politics'].

Zach tweets here, tumblz some stuff here and will probably write some other stuff here when he stops being lazy. He is also the asshole responsible for Bro Cats (suck it Hipster Puppies).