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17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
Previously on Uptown Almanac


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I'm mostly interested in the "Google bus pinatas" (I love candy), but the rest of the copy reads:


Share on TumblrTweet157 Comments17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet41 Comments17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet41 Comments17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet41 Comments17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
Previously on Uptown Almanac


Share on TumblrTweet41 Comments17 Reasons Building Owner Responds To Condo Conversion Allegations (And A Partial Story Retraction)
In "17 Reasons Why You Should Never Trust An Anarchist" news, we feel obligated to post an update and partial retraction of our previous story on the 17 Reasons Building.
A few days after we published, an artist in the building sent us this note:
This, of course, directly contradicts the story we were told by other tenants, never mind the fairly incendiary tone of the letter anonymously circulated around the neighborhood. Fortunately, the building's new owner wrote to us today to clear up the situation:
So there it is, a ITW is being evicted for
living in their officesome nebulous, undisclosed reason, and the building isn't going to be razed as they claimed. Good news all around!(And, for what it's worth, I apologize for taking them seriously. I had felt the letter was very drastic and paranoid sounding, but the tenant I spoke to the longest seemed very calm, collected, and honest. Despite my attempts to reach out to other organizations in the building to verify the claims, I failed to successful reach anyone and decided to publish the story anyway. That was a mistake, which I regret. I will do better next time.)
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Share on TumblrTweet41 CommentsSF BarKast: Two Drunks Dissecting Local Bars For Our Amusement
Jeff Cleary and Andrew Lowder have been getting drunk and rambling in San Francisco bars for a long ass time. The two spent their salad days living in a rent-controlled apartment on 16th and Albion, drinking in the heart of the then-thriving 90s dive scene in the Mission District. But like most people, "life" took hold at some point, sending Andrew to a job in The Bronx and Jeff into the world of being a stand-up comedian.
Fortunately, Andrew came back to the Bay Area, and since every stand-up has to have a podcast these days, the two started recording their conversations in local bars.
The result in the San Francisco BarKast (also on iTunes), which in its short existence has become one of our favorite podcasts. It's much more than just casual conversation: they review the place they're drinking in (of course), tell stories and discuss histories, feature guests, and often bemoan/celebrate the ups and downs are various local sports teams.
Now that they've surpassed the 20 episode mark, we shot Jeff and Andrew over a few questions about what they've been up to, what they have in store, and what they were up to in the 90s:
Uptown Almanac: What inspired you guys to start the BarKast?
Andrew Lowder: They say do what you know. If there's anything we know better than sitting in a bar and talking a whole load of shit, we haven't come across it yet.
Jeff Cleary: Some people are gonna say SF BarKast is just a flimsy excuse for two old friends to drink and discover new bars, but those people are completely short-sighted and don't understand post-modern art. This just in... the Pacific Ocean is damp.
UA: Did Jeff being a comedian have anything to do with its creation?
JC: Comedy has a lot to do with it, but the conversational format of podcasting is something I love. I did stand-up for five years and was completely immersed in the Bay Area comedy scene, but podcasting is a completely different animal. Most comics are complete sweethearts, but every once in a while you hang out with someone who is constantly doing material and it's unbearable. Comics are naturally funny, but we want to bring that out in conversation, which is essential podcasting.
However, call me an idealist, but I think everyone has something interesting to say, so we don't want to limit the BarKasts to comics. I want to have an episode with just people who have lived in the city for a long time to talk about all the changes, I want to have one with a panel of completely sober guests, I want to have a panel of all single women to explain why it's so horrible to date in SF (so I've heard), a panel of young people who just got here, a panel of old people who've been here for a while, etc. All those future episodes will rely on our interviewing skills, but all those angles are interesting to me.
It is great, though, to draw upon amazing local comics, but we're all over the map. We talk about movies, music, current events, sports, science, sex, culture, whatever you want to bring (except Scientology, which is a fraud).
UA: So far, what's your favorite bars (or episodes) been? Any surprises?
AL: Discovering new places like The Broken Record & Hi Tops have been great, but old favorites like The Uptown and Lucky 13 bring out the best stories. The House of Shields was also a lot of fun since there's so much ridiculous speakeasy whores and hooch history there.
JC: Not to be a shameless self-promoter, but I have to say the last one we did, The Lucky Horseshoe in Bernal Heights with [Amnesia's Open Mic host] Rajeev Dhar, is one of our best. Also, I love that one because it was a come-back BarKast. The one before that, The Phone Booth, was woeful. Yeah, we're not gonna insist everything we've done is gold. The Phone Booth was brutal, even me to listen to, because I showed up hammered--not a good idea. One of the appeals of the SF BarKast formula is we progressively (or degressively) get more lubricated. That all goes out the window if you walk into the bar slurring. Fear not, we've made a hard rule to not do that again.
UA: What bars are you looking forward to doing?
JC: I was told to check out 21 Club in the TL because it's "the toughest bar in SF." I rode my bike down there to check it out and the whole story is retold in the Uptown episode. Spoiler alert: it involves bleeding in the middle of the street.
UA: You guys have a segment on the show about old, out of business bars. Since you both used to live together above The Albion before it was Delirium, do you have any good stories about that place (or other Gone But Bot Forgotten bars in the neighborhood)?
AL: Doctor Bombays is probably my favorite former bar in the Mission. To me, the 90s in the Mission meant hanging out in a phony Egyptian dive listening to Smashing Pumpkins and The Pixies on the jukebox...
JC: I think I told both these stories on the BarKast, but my 16th & Valencia "Gone But Not Forgotten" would be Mop Tops, which was (if I'm not mistaken, was where We Be Sushi is [on Valencia]). It was a fish & chips joint owned by a Korean junkie obsessed with the Beatles. The food was okay, but every weekend, his band would play Beatles songs just a little slower than usual before he nodded off.
As for the Albion/Delirium I have a story about that first week in SF where smoking in bars became illegal. I was sitting in the old Albion with a friend, he looked around and lit up a cigarette. Suddenly, the bartender points at him and screams, "YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Totally fine. We got out post haste. Once on the street, my friend says, "You did see why I did that, right?" No. "The people at the table right next to us were blowing lines of coke. So, yeah, we're the problem?" Goodnight, sweet Albion.
You can listen to SF BarKast on iTunes and Stitcher and follow them on Twitter and Tumblr. (Also, you're humble and horrible editor was a featured guest on The Broken Record episode, should you want to hear my thoughts on mac 'n cheese.)


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Update: This story has been partially retracted.
Following on the heels of the hostile eviction of Adobe Books on 16th Street comes news that the tenants of the 17 Reasons Building is facing a very similar fate.
According to a flyer being circulated anonymously by occupants, the building housing Thrift Town and many other businesses and non-profits at the corner of 17th and Mission has been purchased by Asher Insights--a company whose owners have a track record for razing buildings and constructing high-priced condos in their place.
The flyer alleges a bunch of foul behavior on the part of the new owners, including a "hostile an aggressive visit" from Asher Insights' managing partner Rick Holman (a former Bank of America executive), changing the building's locks without notice, and shutting down Thrift Town's loading dock for a site assessment:
Tenants we spoke to would only do so on condition of anonymity, fearing further harassment for the landlords. However, one occupant described the "aggressive visit" by Holman as "scary," noting he paraded around, yelling out leaseholder's names in an attempt to locate them, and rattling off concerns with the building's integrity.
Following Holman's "hostile" visit, he allegedly then fired the property's maintenance staff and changed the locks to the building's gates, causing employees for the businesses inside the premises to not be able to go to work. We're told he still hasn't provided tenants with new sets of keys.
And to make matters worse, at least one business received a notice earlier this week that Asher Insights filed paperwork to have them evicted.
In The Works, an art and activist collective in the building (which also happens to be responsible for the "Google Bus Pinata" Anti-Gentrification Block Party), described the situation in a mass email:
One occupant stressed how important the building is to the local economy, "there are dozens of [Mission] jobs at risk here. There's two textile manufacturing shops, art studios, Thrift Town, the fabric store... Headline Shirts... we cannot afford to lose this place."
The Homeless Children's Network also maintain's their offices in the building. Perhaps ironically, they too might lose their home in the Mission.
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Share on TumblrTweet94 Comments17 Reasons Building Poised for Demolition and Condos, Tenants Fear
Update: This story has been partially retracted.
Following on the heels of the hostile eviction of Adobe Books on 16th Street comes news that the tenants of the 17 Reasons Building is facing a very similar fate.
According to a flyer being circulated anonymously by occupants, the building housing Thrift Town and many other businesses and non-profits at the corner of 17th and Mission has been purchased by Asher Insights--a company whose owners have a track record for razing buildings and constructing high-priced condos in their place.
The flyer alleges a bunch of foul behavior on the part of the new owners, including a "hostile an aggressive visit" from Asher Insights' managing partner Rick Holman (a former Bank of America executive), changing the building's locks without notice, and shutting down Thrift Town's loading dock for a site assessment:
Tenants we spoke to would only do so on condition of anonymity, fearing further harassment for the landlords. However, one occupant described the "aggressive visit" by Holman as "scary," noting he paraded around, yelling out leaseholder's names in an attempt to locate them, and rattling off concerns with the building's integrity.
Following Holman's "hostile" visit, he allegedly then fired the property's maintenance staff and changed the locks to the building's gates, causing employees for the businesses inside the premises to not be able to go to work. We're told he still hasn't provided tenants with new sets of keys.
And to make matters worse, at least one business received a notice earlier this week that Asher Insights filed paperwork to have them evicted.
In The Works, an art and activist collective in the building (which also happens to be responsible for the "Google Bus Pinata" Anti-Gentrification Block Party), described the situation in a mass email:
One occupant stressed how important the building is to the local economy, "there are dozens of [Mission] jobs at risk here. There's two textile manufacturing shops, art studios, Thrift Town, the fabric store... Headline Shirts... we cannot afford to lose this place."
The Homeless Children's Network also maintain's their offices in the building. Perhaps ironically, they too might lose their home in the Mission.
Previously on Uptown Almanac


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