WHATEVER I LIKE BIG INFLATABLE CRUSTACEANS

Termie was in Portland and spotted this killer crab.  Not completely sure, but I'm guessing Jake's is a vegan restaurant with a sense of humor.

Apparently big crabs are not new, which is new to me.  For example, this was front page news in 1985:

And some bro started an Angelfire site (complete with spinning email gif icon + text telling you that you have to refresh to see the latest version of the constantly updating site) celebrating the glory that is giant crustaceans.  Argh.  San Francisco, I'm not going to be happy until I see a 90 foot seahorse (WARNING: bros molesting inflatable animals) dancing in the wind above Weird Fish.  Get to work.

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• I guess we can add King Kong to the list of random inflatable objects found in Dolores Park