Wait you don't want to know what my penis looks like?

Have you?  Well, this 5-year-old, but new to me, project by Jimmy Kuehnle can show you what it's like.

(hat tip to our pal Stevil over at All Hail the Black Market)

Previously on Uptown Almanac

• Sometimes I Think We Take the Whole "Bike Culture" Thing Too Far (And Always For the Better)