THEY HAVE MOTHERFUCKING CRAYONS

BIG NEWS IN HIPSTER DINING: Recognizing that everyone in the Mission is secretly a child, the newly opened Crepe House on Valencia and 22nd has stocked the place with animal placemats and crayons.  This made my hungover, juvenile mind so happy.

Aren't I such a good lil' artist?(I got the gorilla)

This seriously brought me back to the good old days of eating crappy sandwiches and delicious clown ice cream sundaes at Friendly's as a child, which means this place automatically gets 5 ironic stars.  Just like Friendly's, their food wasn't the best (if you want really killer crepes, go to Ti Couz), but it was reasonable for a cheap 8am breakfast.

Anyway, thank you, Crepe House, for satiating my primal urges for crayons.