public urination

San Francisco Streets Surprisingly Clean After Bay to Breakers

Bay to Breakers was yesterday. People attended. Here are some pictures of what went down.

An unfortunate outfit choice

Here is a man defiling Fell st with stomach bile.

If you go to Bay to Breakers for the costumes, you will not be disappointed!

Jk! There were some pretty cool costumes, like these Tetris pieces

and the Golden Gate Bridge

Man in tiger pants enjoys a mid-afternoon nap on the urine-drenched grass of the Panhandle

No bro left behind! Bay to Breakers inspires a strong sense of loyalty among participants

Running: it's really more of a spectator sport!

I live on Fell street and after seeing all this shit go down, I figured that my neighborhood would be a total disaster this morning. Much to my surprise, when I left the house at 7 am, there was just about no trash in the streets or in the Panhandle, no weird lingering scent of urine, and no errant costume remnants. Everything seemed to be business as usual. Some people may take the angle that this event needs to “cleaned up,” but Public Works and the race promoters seemed to be doing an excellent job of that already. For an event where participants seem to have trouble keeping themselves under control, it's nice to see that the city can handle the clean-up like professionals.

Classy Gent Catcalls Women As They Pee on Dolores Park's J Tracks

Jake Swearingen (not pictured) tells us all about it:

This guy was posted up and drinking silver cans of what looked like Coors, telling girls where to pee (like, “Here, this bush!”) and saying something in Spanish.  There were a couple other guys, but I didn't want to walk through all the urine to get more pics of the crowd of watchers.

I suppose when you pee in public, you should expect such things, but wweeiirrdd.

[Pic and title inspiration by Jake Swearingen]