Portland Oregon!

Portland looks like a rad city to ride a bike in

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:45am

Categorized: Bicycles, Travels and Tales

I've never been to Portland, anyone want to road trip? Also, I was just hipped to Brenton Salo's photostream (pictured above) and it's worth checking out.

Cool Kid Travels: Portland's Big Ass Crab

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 10:05am

Categorized: Pets & Animals, Travels and Tales

Tagged: Itchy crotch, Portland Oregon!, WHATEVER I LIKE BIG INFLATABLE CRUSTACEANS

Termie was in Portland and spotted this killer crab. Not completely sure, but I'm guessing Jake's is a vegan restaurant with a sense of humor.

Apparently big crabs are not new, which is new to me. For example, this was front page news in 1985:

And some bro started an Angelfire site (complete with spinning email gif icon + text telling you that you have to refresh to see the latest version of the constantly updating site) celebrating the glory that is giant crustaceans. Argh. San Francisco, I'm not going to be happy until I see a 90 foot seahorse (WARNING: bros molesting inflatable animals) dancing in the wind above Weird Fish. Get to work.