marina

This is probably the mother of all groupons: $49 bucks for X-Rays, Consultation, and Teeth Cleaning! If you have insurance, fuck you stop reading and never come back. If you don't, this is a damn good deal. Get your teef cleaned, I'm tired of the denizens of this fine city looking like extras in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?. Seriously, what is this place and lack of pride in personal hygiene and appearance? Ladies, get thee to a salon and men, please acquaint yourself with a razor because shit is getting unruly. Time to take back the streets, San Francisco. And by the streets, I mean your crotchular region.

I'll by busy TRAMPOLINING (is that a word? what's google??) for the next ten thousand years on the new giant trampolines in the presidio. Yes, giant trampolines in San Francisco. I'm about to be fat, white, and high as a kite! Those dudes know what I'm talking about! Let's do this!

SF Appeal has all the details, per usual. 

Yogis! Here is your chance to help Haiti!

Tagged: JUST WOW, marina

The Pad is like WHOA. In other news, I'm collecting iPhones, Mac Book Pros (new, in box), and Rainbow gift certificates to send over to Haiti, contact me for more info!

(via James Fallows)