life on Capp Street

When I Live in the Mission and I'm Like ...

When I forget to call ahead to Rhea's and there's a 25 minute wait …

Walking into work on Thursday morning after Whiskey Wednesday at Benders …

When my crush checks in on Foursquare at the same bar I'm at …

When I'm at Dolores and the weed truffle guy is out of cinnamon truffles … 

When I'm getting coffee at Four Barrel and they tell me they don't “do” skim milk …

When I walk by a bunch of Capp st hookers …

When my mom calls me after hearing about another shooting on my corner …

When my friend tells me she met her new boyfriend on Instagram …

Broke-Ass Baby Carriage

Do you have a child who is capable of standing but hates walking? Why not push him around San Francisco with the same contraption used to haul giant sacks of rice?

American Made Rainbow

La Copa Loca is one of the most often ignored ice cream places in the city despite its level of quality.  The fact it has never made it on any of the Chronicle’s “Sugar Rails” lists has always blew my mind.  Look, I know what you’re thinking: “Kevin, you’re just being a douchebag.  The salted-caramel goat testicle ice cream at Bi-Rite is clearly the best thing to ever happen to my mouth since braces and Uncle Ricky.”  But really, all I had growing up was bicycles, Big-Y grape soda, rivers, mountains, and fucking ice cream from the Village Green Greenhouse and Ice Cream.  So I know ice cream.  And chrysanthemums.

Anyways, I’ve always dug the fact that you can get two scoops of solid gelato (get the tiramisu!) for $3.25 without waiting in line.  The latest addition of draping waffle cones in paper flags is merely a bonus.