I'm so drunk I could eat

Cool Kid Eats: FREE GUAC FOR DRUNKS TONIGHT

— By Zach Perkins |

I'm like the MS Paint of Photoshop with my skillz. No, that doesn't make any sense.  Fuck you.

Tonight, from 9:30pm to 1:30pm at Grand Coffee at 2663 Mission St, Uptown author Serg will get his wish.  

That's right, in honor of Guerilla Guac proprietor Richard's bday, they'll be serving out his avo-wares FOR FREE. This shit will get snatched up by drunken hiptards faster than NSFW pics at LastNightsParty.com. So get over to Grand Coffee early tonight, and grab some chowder from Soup Dup too.  

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Important News About Being Drunk and Eating Guacamole on Mission St!

— By Zach Perkins |

Last Friday Guerilla Guac, a pop-up late night guacamole vendor, appeared late night out front of Grand Coffee at 2663 Mission St.  Guerilla Guac was serving up tortilla chip bowl fulls that were so good I would have thought they were awesome regardless of being drunk or not.  The proprietor, Richard, was joining another pop-up vendor, Soup Dup, who had started slanging his goods late night at Grand Coffee the week prior (last time it was a bomb corn chowder, but he rotates his menu every week).  

Tonight, Guerilla Guac and Soup Dup are set to return to Grand Coffee from 9:30pm to 1:30am.  If all goes well tonight, they might be back again next Friday.

Missionites; get your drunk munchies on. 

Guerilla Guac tears it up by candlelight.

Sup Dup brings the chowda.