MUNI HULK SPEAKS OUT
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Muni Diaries recently caught up with @MUNI_HULK, the all-caps stream of Muni rage, for an interview. And while the idea of interviewing a fake Twitter persona/the creature San Francisco turns into when it rides the bus seems fairly ludicrous, this turned out to be pretty solid:
MD: What is a Hulk smash on Muni?
Muni Hulk: HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET SHORT TURNED. HULK SMASH WHEN HULK GET GHOST BUS! NO SMASH ON CROWDED BUS. THAT CAUSE DELAY.
MD: Does Muni Hulk direct more rage at Muni employees, or fellow passengers?
Muni Hulk: HULK RAGE AT PASSENGERS. LOUD MUSIC NO HEADPHONES GUY, NOSE PICKER, AND SUNFLOWER SHELL SPITTER ALL MAKE HULK RAGE.
