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Get to Know Your Local Comics at Uptown Almanac's Locally-Sourced Pop-Up Comedy Night

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Believe it or not, San Francisco is full of funny people.  Most of those people aren't bloggers and are usually forced to travel to North Beach to be funny.  This is clearly unacceptable.

So: GET FUCKING DRUNK AND MEET YOUR LOCAL COMICS NEXT TUESDAY AT THE ROXIE. Our legal department tells us that we cannot advertise that there will be “free beer” at the event, so there won't be any of that, but there will be plenty of complimentary PBR to wet your whistle.  And when the show's all wrapped up, we'll head to Delirium and have ourselves a round.

In summary:
Tuesday, May 10th at 7:30 @ The Roxie [16th and Valencia]
Tickets [$6.50] on sale now.
Afterparty at Delirium.
Laughs provided by:

Also, there's a Facebook event for those of you interested in telling Mark what you're up to.

LAZER SWORD

— By Serg |

Yesterday while you were reading about campfires and high fives this record dropped. If you've been going to parties in SF for any amount of time in the last 5 years there is no way you haven't heard of LazerSword and if you haven't well then shit you go to the wrong parties. Both of them have moved on to other cities in the past year but these dudes are still running the SF blapslapturbocrunkrobotbassholesbeepboopglitchkaboom scene. This record has been a long time coming and I highly advise you to cop, they are good dudes and I'm super stoked they finally dropped their full album. Bass heavy shit without going to far into the dubstep wobblehole of hell and some dope rappers featured. The Zackey Force Funk track is no joke too. Anyways check it out cause it's better than whatever the fuck else came out yesterday.