As commenter Adam noted yesterday, it appears our dreams of having a fleet of Mexican fast food first responders saving us from hangovers and malnourishment have been crushed: the Taco-mergency taco truck is in fact a movie prop (note the 555 phone number).  I maintain this is the best idea to come to mobile food vending since the advent of the ice cream truck.  What this town needs isn't another boring food truck, but a fire engine hosing you down with beans and cheese and a swat team shooting you in the face with guacamole.

Someone, please make this happen.

(Thanks Steve!)