Look What I Found Amongst the Trash in Capp Street's Gutter
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
If anyone wants to take a closer look at this, it's tucked beneath my mattress with all my other street porn.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
If anyone wants to take a closer look at this, it's tucked beneath my mattress with all my other street porn.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Years ago, Mission District prostitutes were simply known as “Capp Street Hookers” for their preferred blocks of rape limbo. Then came a series of police crackdowns, which more-or-less made the situation manageable. But now they're back in force, so says an unsigned petition created by “residents” located near the 20th and Capp hooker parklet:
We, residents of the Mission near the intersection of Capp and 20th streets, are very concerned by the sudden increase in prostitution in our neighborhood.
As you know, Capp Street was once a locus of organized prostitution, but the hard work of the police and the community put a stop to that intolerable situation years ago.
But now, suddenly, it is back — complete with other types of associated criminality, fighting and yelling in the streets, and trash.
We find it unacceptable that we are woken up at night by screaming hookers, that we are endangered by the reckless driving of their customers and associates, that we have to step over used condoms in the morning with our children, and that we feel a sense of menace when we are walking home at night.
Since this is a sudden and new blight in our neighborhood, a criminal enterprise operated by people who are not from the community, we believe it should be relatively easy to nip it in the bud: simply patrolling Capp street frequently—especially on Friday and Saturday nights—and establishing a visible police presence here will scare off potential customers and make our streets an unprofitable place to undertake prostitution.
As a Capp St. resident, I haven't really noticed the problem getting any worse over the last few months (although I've certainly noticed it). Are they just exaggerating the scene to get some condoms cleaned up, or is this really getting out of hand?
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
If you visited the Capp Street Free Shelf as often as I do, this droopy plastic dog head could have been yours. But it's not, so get bummed.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Should you want to taste test some pink lemonade/watermellon soda/unicorn urine and chance death, get over to The Free Shelf on 20th and Capp.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Terry B. has been posting up photos all week from last weekend's festivities and, from the looks of it, I had picked the wrong weekend to hang out in Nevada.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The Capp Street block party got shut down by SFPD a few years back for a lack of permits, but it's back in its former full glory for the 2011 edition of BFF. Here're the details:
And here's more of what you can expect:
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Open caption contest. Winner will receive the accolades of fellow internet commenters.
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Do you have a child who is capable of standing but hates walking? Why not push him around San Francisco with the same contraption used to haul giant sacks of rice?
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
(Thanks Alan!)
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Someone recently took it upon themselves to walk up and down Capp and outline every abandoned, non-incinerated Christmas tree in chalk. But when will someone will take it a step futurer and just tag the trees directly?