I don’t remember taking this and I did accidentally get myself so lit that I blacked out one evening this past week, so I cannot tell you where this is located. Sorry about that, dearest readers.
Do you remember Mecca on 2029 Market? I don’t eat Oysters, so I don’t. But that place has been shut down for a wicked long time and some people who have mastered the art of handwriting that go by the name “Fam 888 Enterprises LLC” are angling to move into the space.
See that sexy little “Single Family Home?” Well, 13 Lucky St. could be yours for a bargain-basement price of $289,000. As Troy Holden points out, it might be “the best address in the city,” but to my untrained eye, it looks like a fucking garage. I’m sure the used car salesman that posted this listing knows more about the difference between garages and single family homes than I do, but $289,000 seems like a lot of money to park your Kia.
RAP SHOWS AND RAP RELATED SHOWS ARE GOING DOWN!
PUSHING RAP MUSIC BUTTONS AND WIKKA WIGGA WACK ON TURNTABLES SHOW!
Oh and if you like to rave there is a fucking glowstick fuck fest going down at Mezzanine. If you know about it then you know about it. I’m not down with that bullshit.
Be sure to check out the ‘hella tite’ new mural on the side of Walgreens while waiting in line to get plastered at Velvet Cantina.
(Mission Loc@l reported on it while it was in the works, but I choose to wait for the full monty.)
I thought people already knew about the film La Mission, but based on the sheer amount of “tips” we’ve received about it, I guess I was wrong.
From the mailbox: “saw a blurb about this a while ago. shite that just b/c it’s an SF movie, there has to be some gay subplot. and funny that it’s always sunny in SF in movies.”
Tomorrow is San Francisco’s first-ever Goat Festival!
From 10am to 1pm at the Ferry Building, you’ll find free samples of delicious goat products (yogurt, cheese, even ice cream!) lectures and cooking demos and, most importantly, a petting zoo full of adorable baby goats. I cannot tell you how psyched I am for this. I mean come on, baby goats are so much more fun than a zipline.
I’m kinda confused if this dude is a cool kid/hipster or just a geezer that beats his daughters. On one hand, he is rocking a stylish cap, black pants and has a grunge-revival haircut. On the other hand, he has the skin of a 90-year-old woman. Wait, is this even a man?
Anyways, I cling to my gun too, but only when I’m at the shooting range in South San Francisco. I know you think Che Newsom is going to take your gun, but the courts already smacked that down. So, if you really think you have to cling to your gun, then I recommend that you smoke a little less of that Sith before you walk around the Tenderloin.