Uptown Almanac

Old Man Does It Big

Posted by Serg on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:43pm

Categorized: Crime, Video, Whimsical Bullshit

Tagged: Fun on the bus, OLD MAN PUNCHES

AC Transit isn't that awesome but a shirt that say I AM A MOTHERFUCKER on a 65 year old man fucking is.

SO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT YOU COULD PUKE!

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:37pm

Categorized: Dance

Tagged: War Veterans Drink Specials

As Serg said, these fliers keep getting better and better.

5x Garfield

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 4:28pm

Categorized: Pets & Animals

Tagged: chill cat is chilling

Found in the rough streets of Palo Alto by Termie.

Following the Great Canadian Stoner Olympics? You are now.

Posted by Laura B on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:46pm

Categorized: Crime, Humor, People, The Great Outdoors, Whimsical Bullshit

Tagged: he blogs the olympics so you don't have to, that queen Brian Boitano

Where's the symphony of ducks when I need it? Someone shoulda thrown her a glitter wand.

The best Olympics figure skating blog is run by a local blogger and it's on motherfucking live journal. BOW DOWN.

Food Bullshit

Posted by Serg on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:23pm

Categorized: Eats and Beers

Tagged: I DON'T EVEN LIKE BURRITOS ALL THAT MUCH

Yeah Mr E and his brother Victor battled it out with douchef extrodinar bobby flay (never trust a man with a y at the end of his name). Anyways if you want to get drunk with these dudes there is a viewing party at Milk Wednesday night with a grip of djs and free food. Replay is on at 10 but you can get fat all night long.

featuring
TRIPLE THREAT DJS
APOLLO * VINROC * SHORTKUT

JAH WARRIOR SHELTER HI-FI
JAH YZER - I-VIER - IRIE DOLE

LOCAL 1200 - PST's
SAKE ONE

MASSIVE SELECTOR
DJ PROOF

DISTORTION 2 STATIC'S
HAYLOW * PRICE ARIES

alongside ALL STARS
MIKE NICE * MARK CLARIN * DJ EL-S

@ MILK 1840 Haight St.
9PM-1:45AM
NO COVER

This Should Pair Nicely With My Virgin Blood Shampoo

Posted by Kate Horton on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:38am

Categorized: Whimsical Bullshit

(Spotted at Walgreens by Olu Johnson)

American Apparel Outlet Store in Napa SAY WHAT

Posted by Laura B on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:55am

Categorized: Being Cool, Capitalism, Travels and Tales

Tagged: am appy, brolores park road trip, gratuitous lohan shot, napa

Ten dollar hoodies, yall! Racks of 'em. Go get hella drunk and buy fifty DO IT. Also, the fools who work at this store are all Real Women Have Curves so HAHAHAH DOV CHARNEY, your laws can't touch the fatties working at the outlet mall! In other news, totally going here for the casting call.