(via New York Shitty, the best blog of all time)
Everyday Dude pointed out the other day the ridiculousness of advertising for the new Banksy documentary. Now I'm seeing this shit all over the Mission/SOMA. I'm not saying I don't get it, get money, get paid, but damn, you're on the same surface as MGMT's sophomoric unlistenables and the latest flavor of Absolut that tastes like cat shit.
No, that is not Wall-E. That is motherfucking Johnny Five with some kind of tongue sex-toy, chainsaw arm in Kink Dot Com's world headquarters in the Armory at Mission and Fourteenth. I got to go on a tour there yesterday with my bosses and a bunch of my coworkers. It was even cooler than I thought it would be. From the creek running beneath it, to the friendly employees, awesome and much-better-looking-than-Gene-Wilder tour guide, crazy homemade sets, and the god damn giant open space where they are going to be hosting public events, I wasn't really ready to leave. Also, there were some naked chicks and whatnot. Did you know dude that owns Kink.com lives on the top floor?
This bro claims his video series is the "76-second travel show" but this video is 146 seconds long. What does that mean? Either he's an idiot or just fucking with me. The former means his opinion isn't worth shit, the latter means I'm going to hella mean-mug YouTube for 146 seconds.
Anyways, watch all 70 seconds in overage to find out what Pythagoras's opinion is.
You may have heard that Virginia's governor Bob McDonnell has decided to declare April as Confederate History Month. He claims that confederate history "should not be forgotten, but instead should be studied, understood and remembered," Hey asshole how about you fucking remember what the Vice President of the Confederate bag of racist fucking assholes said when describing the historic government that you miss so goddamn much.
"new government . . . founded upon exactly the opposite idea [from that of the United States in 1776]; its foundations are laid, its corner-stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition. This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth."
Fuck this dickhead and his shitcunt of a brain.
If you're not both reading and taking in the sights over at Black Harbor, you're missing out:
(random tangent) Poser is a funny word. People are trying to use hipster synonymously with poser these days, but I think those people need to shut the fuck up and stuff their face full of poser’s street cred. Brings me back to the days in high school when the store Zumies came into town and everywhere you looked kids were wearing skateboarding clothes. They didn’t skate. They didn’t deserve to wear the uniform. I hated them, we all did. We called them posers. Why is this relevant? Its not, unless you count that someone’s art stirs up vivid memories of my past which means it struck a cord. Good show!
We Built This City points out that the Glen Park Festival is selling epic Glen Park tshirts featuring a lovely illustration of a tree with 14 testicles. According to the festival website, these shirts are "jealousy-inducing," so if you are out of cocaine and you need to melt the panties off some pretentious hipster ho, rock one of these badboys.
[Part One of a Series in which I recycle shit from my Tumblr, because 17 readers is better than 2]
LOLbama? (Laurel Heights, SF)
Is this pro? Anti? Someone who was once pro and has since become anti? To be honest, I’m not quite sure how to take this and I’m pretty sure that’s why I like it. I suppose I could have just paid more attention to the copyright info at the bottom and found out what kind of organization produced the sticker. LOL.