Back in the day when I fed myself by way of being a bike wrench, I once referred to a riding of one my new bikes as "better than sex." One of the other mechanics responded by saying "either you have never had sex or you need to find a new bitch." 'though that his smack-down was so epic that I rarely refer to as anything as "better than sex" anymore. All that said, Bender's cheesy tater tots are better than sex. Okay, not literally, but these tots are no Capp Street Hooker of the culinary world. Four kinds of cheese melted on top of milf fucking tater tots. As you can see from my crappy picture, I nearly finished the basked before I figured the internet might care about what I had for dinner last night. So good I put something ahead of the internet. That's some serious shit right there.
Be sure to pour a little bit of your Czechvar out for our bovine brethren.
I haven't eaten here but I was fucking shocked to see the grand opening banner announcing the arrival of a Yemenis restaurant at the culinary mecca that is Post and Larkin. Ever since I first noticed this building in 2003 this place has been empty with some shitty ass microsoft word flyers taped to the window that proclaiming "Jenny's International Cuisine Coming SOON!" in all the arched glory that the janky impact font could muster up. I'm kind of disappointed that Jenny's amazing international cuisine never got to make it's mark on the culinary scene of San Francisco but this place might be good. Yelp hasn't hit it, they've probably been to busy stuffing their dumb fucking faces with Carne Asada fries at Olivos, apparently worthless fucking SoCal bastadized white people taqueria garbage plates are the holy grail of mexican food on yelp (their pupusas are no joke tho, I fuck with them hard and they are super nice).
Hood Rat rides the Muni so you don't have to:
You’re standing on the 14, it’s like 3am. You see a dude passed the fuck out.
You laugh and take a picture, HA HA. Only problem is about 10 mins later you realize you haven’t had a good nights sleep in like 2 weeks/months/years… Then you look at the time and realize when you decided to post this picture…