It’s been only a little over a week since renovations began on the nothern half of Dolores Park, and a drone-mounted camera hovering overhead earlier today reveals almost all of the sod and half of the courts are already gone. If last weekend was any indication, the renovations haven’t hurt the social scene as going to the park hasn’t gotten any less popular, just twice as intimate!
On Tuesday, San Francisco’s Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to approve an amendment by Supervisor Eric Mar to the city’s health code that will effectively ban e-cigarettes wherever smoking is currently prohibited, which includes most publicly accessible indoor areas, areas around building entrances and windows, and city parks. Mayor Ed Lee has voiced his support for the proposal, meaning the law will likely come into effect within the next few weeks.
Nicotine replacement therapy to treat addiction is an established practice considered very low-risk with ample long-term data. It’s obviously too soon to have any long-term studies on vaporized nicotine yet, but there are plenty of indications that the route of administration offers significantly reduced risks compared to smoking. And that’s not just according to device manufacturers like Mission-based Ploom. This may be a unique opportunity to significantly reduce smoking-related illness, the number one cause of death in the United States. If the goal of amending the Health Code is to reduce the impact of smoking, why is San Francisco actively discouraging alternatives?
At Rock Bar’s first birthday party last year, the bar had this sullen-looking donkey shipped in from outside of Yosemite for partygoers’ amusement. For round two tonight, they apparently have two donkeys—one for pure animal-selfie pleasure, and another for rides down the block. What’s more?
We got a guy recording the Prince concert tonight to be played tomorrow nite LIVE on the INTERNET at Rock Bar.
Yes, they dispatched someone to last night’s Prince show just for tonight’s celebration. Along with fried chicken and cocktail deals, things are looking weird in La Lengua tonight. Starts at 6pm!
Linea Caffe opened just six months ago in Duc Loi’s grim back corner space, but the New York Times has already discovered the joint, praising its style and the “mash-up” of menu items. “Espresso, waffles, loud-and-proud salads: Only in San Francisco are these three at home on the same menu,” exclaims the Times, marveling at how only those zany San Francisco kids could possibly pair greens with beans.
According to the Lt. Waffle menu, the waffles are “Brussels-style” — a loose claim. The crispy potato waffle, made with mashed and powdered potatoes pressed into the griddle with hunks of pastrami from Mission Chinese, is served with sauerkraut and pickled mustard seeds. It’s not like anything you’ll find in Belgium. Ditto the buckwheat waffle, a pillowy confection topped with salmon roe, crème fraîche and dill pickles. Add a chopped salad, with romaine, salted radish, fried pieces of tortilla and queso fresco, and you have a meal.
This is the kind of food that reflects the tastes of the Mission District, the neighborhood that’s now the gastronomic epicenter of the city: In this part of town, anything goes on the plate. But being unconventional only counts for so much; the crowd at Linea is there because the coffee, waffles and salads are worth it.
So, is Linea about to blow up as the next ‘it’ Mission coffeeshop-cum-restaurant? Possibly. When the Times gave Weird Fish—right around the corner from Linea—a glowing review in 2008, there was a line outside for years. But today? You can pretty much grab a table whenever you please, despite the restaurant remaining one of the neighborhood’s better splurge meals.
As for Linea “[reflecting] the tastes of the Mission District?” We’ll have to take New York’s word for that.
Spotted on Ocean Beach by Redditors apestate and sfchillin on Wednesday evening was this declaration of burning passion set alight. “Will U Marry Me,” it says, enscribed carefully on the sand with an unknown accelerant. Unfortunately, this is clearly not in accordance with National Park Service beach fire regulations, so it is, officially, tainted love.
Sarah Slocum embarrassed her way into the national spotlight late last month, telling her questionable story of being assaulted for sporting Google Glass in Molotov’s to any reporter needing to fill airtime. The fallout was swift: bars banned the tech, bars banned the victim, an employee for Molotov’s was fired, and the tech community walked away with another black eye they didn’t ask for and didn’t deserve.
But Sarah Slocum continues to grandstand, asking Google for free tickets to SXSW and racking up tens of Twitter followers. So imagine our surprise to learn that two years ago, a judge granted Sarah Slocum’s neighbors a restraining order on the wearable warrior for “surreptitiously recording them with her smartphone.”
In an interview with The Times, Jessie Lilley Campbell said she was sitting with her husband and their landlord in the living room of their Aptos, Calif., home on the evening of May 15, 2012, when she noticed that someone was holding up a smartphone to record the conversation through an open window.
Campbell said she opened the front door and spotted Slocum, who at the time lived in a cabin on the property. She confronted Slocum, who denied recording the conversation.
The next morning, Campbell filed for a restraining order. Campbell said Slocum later admitted in court she recorded the conversation but said Campbell had no expectation of privacy.
“I didn’t surreptitiously record anyone,” she reiterated in regards to the Molotov’s incident. “I only started recording after they threatened me. And I told them the second I started recording them.” Of course, her own video contradicts that statement. Whatever. Pass the popcorn, because this unmitigated disaster keeps getting better and better.
The usually sombre proceedings of the SF Board of Supervisors’ Land Use and Economic Development Committee meeting were livened up today by some of our favorite local comedians, who came to support a proposal requiring landlords to subsidize rents of evicted tenants for two years.
In the packed meeting room, The Anti-Eviction Mapping Project’s Erin McElroy presented some frightening numbers, including that of a survey of 171 people displaced by Ellis evictions, finding only 40 had managed to remain in the city. Later, the legendary humorist Marga Gomez spoke on behalf of the proposal. “I have been a renter since 1982. It’s my longest relationship.”
As for the headline set, Nato Green spoke on behalf of fellow small-time landlords, along with comedian renters Kate Willet, Matt Lieb, Nicole Calasich, Juan Medina and Sean Keane. “I can’t believe I have to follow that,” laughed the Tenants Union’s Ted Gullicksen, who took the microphone after Keane to reiterate the impact of evict-and-flip speculators.
Supervisor Jane Kim expressed her desire to see more comedians at meetings, since public comment offers everyone the opportunity to “wait a long time to speak for two minutes. And of course you won’t get paid.” Zing!
The committee will vote to send the bill to the full Board next week.
You can watch all the comments from the comedians below (be sure to catch Matt Lieb’s at 5:40 and Sean Keane’s at 10:00):
[Photo: Nato Green]
Thanks to a court ruling against the Federal Aviation Administration, commercial operation of drone aircraft under 400 feet is, for now, legal. So startup QuiQui is already offering deliveries of drug store purchases 24 hours a day for current beta testers at $1 per delivery. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean the fun stuff like cannabis, booze, and controlled substances, just shelf items like hemorrhoid creams and pregnancy tests. So while Shotwell’s Bar won’t be facing any competition for alcoholics, the bartenders will still have to handle some drug seeking behavior.
To be clear, we're not going to be delivering marijuana. Even the medical kind. That was a misprint.— QuiQuiSF (@quiquiSF) March 14, 2014
How does it work? Founder Joshua Zierieng explained to the Chronicle last week:
When a drone arrives at a delivery site, “your phone will buzz, saying your delivery is here,” Ziering said. “You go outside and swipe to tell it to drop your order. It will drop it and then fly away. I kind of want it to beep like Roadrunner and then fly.”
The plan is to offer deliveries in under fifteen minutes, but flight paths will be designed to avoid schools, parks and construction site fires, while inclement weather may ground the fleet at times as well according to the company’s press page. So just as Tacocopter proved too good to be true, getting your doctor recommended dose of high-CBD strains delivered to you in Dolores Park from the Apothecarium is, for now, still just a pipe dream.
You can sign up to be a beta tester by submitting your email address. Naturally, the startup is seeking investment.
It was nice of Diet Coke to blanket the town in those terrible ads that united San Francisco in confusion and annoyance. They pandered to techies to the point of coming across as parody, evoking a just leave us alone backlash. Everyone else just wanted to stab their eyeballs out.
Now, some wheatpaste warriors have replaced the ads with a divine parody.
Although, as SF Citizen noted, “I don’t think that it’s the Diet Coke what causes diabetes, just saying.”
Which? Sure. But then again, I don’t think Diet Coke will cause you to drain your grandmother’s bank account to fund your doomed dream either (but Columbian Coke Classic might!).
[via SF Citizen]