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Judgmental Map Of San Francisco Shows You How to Avoid Harvard Grads, Find Hobo Blowjobs

San Francisco has no shortage of maps to tell us who belongs where, but the Judgmental Maps project has finally tackled our fine city and it’s surprisingly funny. From the worst supermarkets, to where to find the best dogs and drag races, this serves as a pretty spot on analysis of SF’s cultural landscape.  And if you’re feeling curious, do check out the rest of Judgmental Maps for other cities you might’ve heard of but will never visit, like Chattanooga and Dayton!

[Map by Dan Steiner, via Judgmental Maps]

Comments (20)

I found this quite funny. Some of the other maps on the site are highly amusing as well. Cheers for the link. 

Audi makes strollers?!

Super gangs?

AHEM, how about “ALL OF THE CHILDREN

Just because Herrera makes a naive gang injunction doesn’t make it real. We don’t have gangs in the Swamp, we have kids.

Dude fuck you, this map is awful, your probably from the midwest

My probably from the midwest?

Incorrect. Dan Steiner is from SF and I went to high school with him.

I think he was referring to me, but yea, I grew up in “rainbow blowjobs” and currently live in “gangs.” :-/

Me too! And I see Goat Hill was given due credit. Good man.

i still think the best safeway is actually the one on market near castro. 

THAT SAFEWAY IS A GODDAMN HORRORSHOW. Lines so long you’d think they were serving up day-old bagels from NYC or something.

The 16th St. one wins, by a long shot.

You should see that place at around midnight.  The clientel is so “frightening” that it seems that they staff the place with more security than customers.

There are no winners when it comes to Safeway.

But hey, you get the choice of TWO Starbucks a mere 150 feet from each other.

BART should take the tip and actually rename the 16th St Mission station “Drugs”

I love how he didn’t remove the location of his home from the map. 

That’s ghetto Safeway.

This is pretty funny! I live in the Presidio and sometimes it can be kind of creepy at night! 

I miss sunday gnartoons

This map is legit. I live in Hipster Holdouts and used to go to school in Homeless Art School Encampments.

Quite good, says this 40 year resident. However the Diamond Hts. Safeway is mislabeled. Should be “Poorly stockxed grocery store with indifferent clerks and aisles jammed with geriatric wanderers.” 

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