Earlier this morning, the San Francisco office-set were delighted to witness One Kearny barf up all the excess “water” within. Speculation was flying at street level, as the initial deluge was tainted brown. An enema? Perhaps a shit-colored holy miracle?
The truth was less exciting: SFist discovered the “waterfall was caused by ‘a broken pipe.’” Which makes more sense than my theory of a building come-to-life and flushing its bowels.