Building Barfs

After Standing Erect for Decades, One Kearny Gushes with Climactic Waterfall

Earlier this morning, the San Francisco office-set were delighted to witness One Kearny barf up all the excess “water” within.  Speculation was flying at street level, as the initial deluge was tainted brown.  An enema?  Perhaps a shit-colored holy miracle?

The truth was less exciting: SFist discovered the “waterfall was caused by ‘a broken pipe.’”  Which makes more sense than my theory of a building come-to-life and flushing its bowels.

Regardless, it was beautiful.  As confirmed by this snap from Redditor atheistcats, it was quite the display: