Wise Sons Deli Confronts Rumors That People Eat There

Wise Sons Deli has been long famous for their building-wrapping lines and also their challah French toast.  But it turns out their reputation for long waits and slow service has been detrimental, so they took to the Chronicle to clear up their linephobic would-be customer's misconceptions:

When Wise Sons opened last year, the place pretty much had a permanent line. And like many restaurant openings, things got smoothed out over time, but it’s hard to shake those first impressions and stigmas.

One of the biggest misconceptions: People say, ‘you’re always busy, there’s always a line, I can never get in.’ It’s not true anymore,” says [owner Evan Bloom]. “There’s a line at times. But how do you let people know that they can come in for breakfast? And that the restaurant is not as crazy as it was the first six months — and the food comes out fast. We continue to grow as a restaurant and as first time restaurant owners…”

According to Wise Sons' Leo Beckerman, their interview with the Chronicle was conducted while Beckerman was “plunging the toilet,” which, honestly, is one of the most beautiful statements about the level of respect the Chronicle commands these days.

Anyway, feel free to read on if you find yourself plopped down on the toilet and hunting for something to look over.

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“their interview with the Chronicle was conducted while Beckerman was “plunging the toilet,” which, honestly, is one of the most beautiful statements about level of respect the Chronicle commands these days.” –hahahahahhahahaa

“There’s really a disconnect to understanding how f***ing hard it is,” says Beckerman. “People are like, ‘oh you’re a chef!’ But actually, I just mopped up the kitchen and right now, I’m plunging the toilet…”

Sure, but I don’t like thinking about the chef kneading dough after snaking a toilet while I’m eating a bagel. Some illusions are best left unshattered.

unshattered.

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The only time I’ve had Wise Sons was at an after-hours event at SFMOMA. They had their little setup with grills, ovens, etc and were offering three kinds of pretty basic sandwiches. With only two orders in front of me it took them over 30 FREAKINMINUTES to make my damn pastrami sandwich. I watched as the guy working the grill moved at a snail’s pace and tended to each ingredient like it was the baby Jesus. When my order finally came up, it was dry and tasteless. Never again I tell ya, never again.

What is this… yelp?

“So me and all my crazy friends were out doing cool stuff and we stopped in for a bite…”

I could really care less about this place and it’s over priced-hyped food.

But, how do you feel about the place and the level of hype surrounding the food?