Video Surfaces of Naked, Pissing, Highly-Limber Man Turning BART Station Into Personal Gymboree [UPDATED]

As you may remember, a “naked, spitting and pissing man” laid waste to the 16th and Mission BART station last month, photographed doing the splits by the fearless newshounds of The Bold Italic.  Now a month later, a video has finally surfaced of the full-frontal assault.

The video is fairly disturbing—and certainly NSFW—but in spite of bizarro Reggie Watts' fighting, harassing, and bringing victims to tears, we're nevertheless impressed with his abilities in turning the fare gates into balance beams (which, we hope we thoroughly cleansed after the incident).

Predictably, the majority of passengers cannot be bothered with his theatrics, not even taking out their cellphones for a quick pic of the glistening spectacle.  However, one bike-totting rider at the 2:25 mark gave the collapsed psychotic's butt a nice kick, proving that we haven't forgotten how to check an uncouth man's vital signs.

UPDATE: And here's the video of the arrest:

[Thanks Sam!]

Comments (23)

Moves like Jagger, on PCP

a true fuck shit stack

I’ve now read three articles about this dude and not one mentions him being homeless. Where did you get this information?

Pretty sure that was a joke.

Yes, it was intended to be a joke, but I can see how that could be confusing. Edited it to be more accurate (because we don’t want to slander this man’s good name).

Uh, woman is getting harassed by a naked crazy man and most people do nothing?

San Francisco is so passive it drives me nuts…

BART employee tried to help.

Okay, everyone, now let’s argue about how no one is tough enough, how you would have kicked his ass, or how scary he was/was not instead of focusing on the deplorable condition of the 16th Street station and the surrounding area.

That guy dressed in blue is a stud! He fought a jacked, naked dude, who was probably drugged up, to help random people. what a stud

I can’t believe someone so deserving of a tazing just got hum drum cuffed.

If the person shooting video hadn’t been standing right there maybe.

He’s kinda hot though to be honest. Those pecs and splits and flips omg.

+1

#MUAYTHAITWERKTEAM!!!

San Francisco - where we’re too pussy to do anything in real life so we sign petitions online instead and feel like we’ve made a difference.

Slacktivism at work! You can make yourself think you make a difference!

So the BART police came 7 minutes* after the incident began because they claim they “weren’t nearby.” And SFPD got their within 6 minutes.
How are BART police further away than SFPD when something takes place at a BART stop??? Come on guys, your batting average for doing you job is sitting at .000, it seems.

*according to http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/06/11/video-emerges-of-naked-man-accos…)

He was RELEASED SHORTLY after being taken to the hospital for psycho evaluation. How LAME is THAT? No wonder why there are so many crazy people wandering the streets just waiting to hassle the population! This is what happens when the State abolishes mental institutions. Perfect example.

what in the hell. now we all listen to his music?

Well now we know. For whatever next time is.

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