Professional Oyster Shucking Comes to Dolores Park

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | April 23rd, 2013 @ 2:58pm

I suppose after that last post on Dolores Park losing its Mission cred, it's worth noting that professional oyster shuckers are now being hired to shuck Dolores Park picnics.

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

• Dolores Park: The Mission's Latest Object of Scorn

Comments (3)

Uppityfag is me! | April 23rd, 2013 @ 3:30pm [Permalink]

What is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an oyster shucker with epilepsy?

Uppityfagisme | April 24th, 2013 @ 7:06am [Permalink]

I’ll tell you!

The oyster shucker shucks between fits!

I don't think before I type | April 24th, 2013 @ 9:28am [Permalink]

“Douche,” party of two…”Douche.”