MOTHERFUCKING MAYDAY Bender's Stops Serving Tots, Replaces With Fucking Fries AAAAAAAH

Posted by Alissa on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 10:18am

Categorized: Activism

Tagged: Bender's, RIP tatchos

We're not sure if it's a permanent change, and these fries are actually really really good but ommmmgggg!!!!

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I don't don't before I don't said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:56am (link)

Finally! Fries are SO much easier to stick up your bunghole. Hey, don't hate......Richard Gere has his thing(gerbils), and I have mine. :)

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friscolex said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:41pm (link)

I'd actually been looking forward to those tater tots ALL WEEK since I'm going to a b-day party there tonight. Now my brain has to shift the whole way it perceives the shape of the fried potatoes I consume. I can't begin to explain my vast and tragic disappointment.

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scum said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 2:29pm (link)

It ain't frisco.

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friscolex said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:26pm (link)

Nope, it certainly ain't. Can't imagine anyone would use such an offensive term!

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I don't think before I type said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:32pm (link)

sacrilige

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I don't think before I type said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 4:27pm (link)

Fucking kidults.

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Werd on the street said on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 11:32pm (link)

Talked to the chef yesterday — it's a shortage! They'll have tots again as soon as they can.

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Erik said on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 10:27am (link)

"chef" lol

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tots tots tots tots tots tots tots tots tots tots tots tots said on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:20am (link)

Oh dear Jesus, I hope that's true.

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Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable said on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 6:20pm (link)

Tragedy! Tots > Fries any day of the week.

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