MOTHERFUCKING MAYDAY Bender's Stops Serving Tots, Replaces With Fucking Fries AAAAAAAH

We're not sure if it's a permanent change, and these fries are actually really really good but ommmmgggg!!!!

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Finally! Fries are SO much easier to stick up your bunghole. Hey, don’t hate……Richard Gere has his thing(gerbils), and I have mine. :)

I’d actually been looking forward to those tater tots ALL WEEK since I’m going to a b-day party there tonight. Now my brain has to shift the whole way it perceives the shape of the fried potatoes I consume. I can’t begin to explain my vast and tragic disappointment.

It ain’t frisco.

Nope, it certainly ain’t. Can’t imagine anyone would use such an offensive term!

sacrilige

Fucking kidults.

Talked to the chef yesterday — it’s a shortage! They’ll have tots again as soon as they can.

“chef” lol

Oh dear Jesus, I hope that’s true.

Tragedy! Tots > Fries any day of the week.

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