— By James the Stanton (@gnartoons) | February 10th, 2013 @ 9:30am Previously on Uptown Almanac: Missed Connections Comix: Lady Smoking on PorchMissed Connections Comix: Chased by BeesMissed Connections Comix: TSA Groping Your Genitals Comments (4) I don't don't before I don't | February 10th, 2013 @ 11:09am [Permalink] ‘Corndog Boners and the Tits Lemonade!’ would be a sick-ass name for a food truck/food cart. HULK HOGAN | February 10th, 2013 @ 9:49pm [Permalink] The problem for us is not are our desires satisfied or not. The problem is how do we know what we desire. Justin | February 11th, 2013 @ 10:45pm [Permalink] Holy shit, this is the best one yet. The dangling participle really locks it up. I don't don't before I don't | February 12th, 2013 @ 1:58pm [Permalink] Quit trying to sound intelligent or you’re gonna get my dangling participle all hardened(not dangling anymore) up!