How do the folks from Delfina celebrate the holidays? By hanging out in Dolores Park not drinking PBR and smashing eggs in each other's faces, apparently. It's food fight pornography at its finest, but its park cultural accuracy is suspect. I mean, white wine served in stemware and cream pies? And where is the weird lady in the jester hat sucking nitrous out of a Cheez Whiz can? This isn't the Dolores Park I know and love.
Anyway, I'm sure there's like a million stoked dogs savagely gnawing on sauce-soaked grass right now. Hopefully someone films that.
[via Grub Street]