Disgrunted Motorist Probes For New Ways to Feed Parking Meter
Blame Aspartame was on 5th Street to witness the passion:
so there’s this cool guy fucking a parking meter on 5th street right now nbd
The man was allegedly arrested after the photo was taken. We're unsure if he was able to finish the job.
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Cum one, cum all/stick your weenie in the meter/don't have any change? no prob/your penis can feed 'er/so come on down and park your clunker of a car/'cause you're now, a meter humping star/not having any money can never stop you/so no need to feel sad, down-n-out and blue/wanking for change, in the meter, is a spanktacular thing for sure/no matter if it's for groceries,paying bills or just 'cause your blue balls need a cure!
Another reason to be glad you're not a meter maid.
That's a bike rack
It was SUCH a nice day and I really wanted to fuck something.
Sorry!
Is it at all possible to make sweet love to a meter, these days, without every Tom/Dick/and Larry breaking out their stupid fucking phones to take a picture? Just one more civil liberty being trampled on! Thanks a lot, Obama!
Thank, Scott Wiener, not Obama.
Kevin, did you you set the camera on a tripod and timer or did you have a buddy snap that photo of you?
That's not a meter, that's a bike rack.
What kind of weirdo would fuck a parking meter?!
He's likely a Navy Seal that took too much of this.
Clearly a bike rack. Get it right, Uptown Almanac.
That is some rough trade...
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