Watch as a Shrieking Lady Hipster Takes on Critical Mass With a Lit Road Flare
During Friday's contentious 20th Anniversary Critical Mass ride, two women dressed as half-and-half cookies were in a mighty hurry to get to a wine bar. So they did the logical thing and got out of their idling vehicle in the middle of the Tenderloin and began charging at cyclists with a lit road flare.
The entire scene is a complete spectacle, but it gets real good around 4:15, when a homeless TL denizen lectures the young ladies, concluding with "Damn, my nipples are bigger than yours."
[via SF Citizen]
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This is performance art, no?
She made my night....glad that my buddy who got burnt on his arm was not me,cause ida dropped her.Simple as that.
Wow PDBird, you are super tough. Simple as that, chump.
Not really tough,just not a pacifist that would allow myself to be assaulted. More people should try it sometime.
She's fiery. I wanna get her number.
Yeah with all that pent up anger she prob bucks like a donkey!
So many things to dislike in this video, and not just the screeching hipster ladies.
Wait! Are hipster ladies dressing straight out of the movie "Working Girl" shoulder pads and all now?
"Cowboy" is his nom de rue. He is quite the orator, and likes to quarrel generally.
I'd vote this his finest performance yet.
Anyway .. CM was great, I watched the whole procession, and then a sizeable breakaway group did a victory lap in the area about an hour later. It was kind of like the giant chaotic CM in the mid nineties.
Why again do people ostensibly rallying for bicyclist rights run the red lights? Never understood this about CM. Just makes the whole thing look like a bunch of douchebag brats out joyriding. As exemplified by some PD Bird idiot that would punch a women that he rode into. Fucking jaggov
Women's rights for equality. Woman or man,im not gonna be assaulted by anyone with out defending myself. And if you really want us to stop at all the lights for Critical mass then the traffic would far worse. If you were stuck behind 5,000 cyclist and we all stopped at the lights during Critical mass you'd wish we would just go and get thru with it/out of your way.
I love watching the short ugly chick with the long brown hair come up to 80s Hipster Flare Chick and act all butch tough. Two uglies bumping each other in a sea of bikes. How SF.
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