EXOTIC SPECIES SIGHTING: Juggalos on Valencia

The local Juggathological community was abuzz this afternoon following reports of rare exotic Juggalo sightings in downtown San Francisco.  Although their natural habitat includes tents, trailer parks, and wood paneled basements, it is not uncommon for the male Juggalo to wander into more populated areas when methamphetamine supplies run low. Following the scent of Faygo and foraging for joints and titties along the way, the Juggalo, or Ninja as he is sometimes known, may be heard rapping about complex scientific topics such as magnetism or crying out in a series of repetitive wooping sounds. This tiny “gathering” (as a grouping of this species is called) was first spotted outside of Zeitgeist by PD Bird, and later documented marching towards City Hall. Note the sharply contrasting facial markings on both ninjas, and the shiny Hachetman medallion on the specimen on the right. Yes, this is truly a glorious day for Bay Area white trash watchers.

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Comments (35)

They’ve got to be ironic Juggalos. Real Juggalos wouldn’t have the navigational skills to locate SF on a map.

I’ve actually run into juggalo hordes several times in SF…..ICP and their stable play Warfield and Regency from time to time

I suppose when JayZ performs in San Francisco we can expect you to report on the black trash, projects living, crack dealing/using attendees? Or do you have the brass ovaries to do it? I’ll go ahead and say, “nah”…..hipster transplants generally don’t.

Jay-Z is to black people as ICP is to white people? False.

Sir, you are a racist! “We didn’t land on the Airstream, the Airstream landed on us!”- the honorable Juggo Muhammed

Only white blonde trashy bitches listen to Jay-Z. Not black people..

You don’t even know any black people.

I think President Obama and millions of other people would disagree with you on that one.

Well,I don’t know Obama,but I did grow up in N.E. D.C. and know more then a few.

They’re a bit darker in S.E. DC. Just sayin’.

I can’t say what it is like now, but when I was growing up in ‘70’s DC was chocolate city. Both NE and SE were black. NW and Georgetown were white. Adams Morgan was just starting to change color. Capitol Hill had a few white enclaves but was mostly black. Funny thing about Capitol Hill – DC used to be a sleepy southern town, Capitol Hill was white, but it changed as whites flew to the burbs, thing is this country bar remained. I went to it around ‘89. Here remained a vestige of the older DC. It was complete with stuffed 10 point bucks and Hank Snow on the juke box. Native son checking in, as it says on my passport born in 1961 in Washington DC.

Stephen colbert said it best once,D.C. is a chocolate city with a soft white center..

If you mean darker as in much more ghetto(I assume thats what you mean) then yes, South east is the east oakland of D.C. Anacostia and the naval shipyards are pretty bad, but nothing like when I grew up there and we were the murder capital of the world and the Mayor was smoking crack on the 5 o clock news with crack whore in hotel room. Those were the days. The Jamaicans were shooting up the whole damn town at all hours of the day and night and I had the unfortunate opportunity to see 5-6 dead bodies in street before I was 15. D.C. still has plenty of problems,but thank goodness it is nothing like the 80’s anymore. Glad I grew up there tho,Always makes me thankful for such a great and safe city we have here. Besides hunters point,I would walk on any SF street at any hour of the day and feel safe.(as compared with some commenters that dont feel safe in some “Questionable” neighborhoods in SF )(Mission,Western addition,Fillmore ect.)

Never understood masking as expression, hiding sure, but fuck music is magic it’s in the air and you can’t even see it

Ever been to the trailer park in South City? Coco county? WOO WOO bitches!

Dear Cosmic Amanda, i’m eagerly awaiting your review of some black/latino/asian trash, crack(or other preferred illicit drug of choice) using, ghetto(or other word for low socio/economic living area) fans. I don’t think you’ve got the ovaries. Come on and prove me wrong!

I’m a juggalo I don’t live in a traller dumb ass bitch not every juggalo lives in traller I know a few that live in houses so learn your facts before you talk shit I love my fam I’m who I am they saved my life I can locate San Francisco on a map I’m in school studieing shit so don’t make fun of us in less you know us

Sincerely
Scary josh(a juggalo)

Fucking punctuation, how do they work?

“I’m in school studieing shit”

Yikes. Where to even start with this one?

I had a long discussion about whether this was next-level irony. Came down on the no-side because the use of “fam” rang too true.

and it has the ring of the blank stare juggalo cult mantra ‘family….made me who i am…don’t hate…family….made me who i am…woo woo’

Whoop whoop glad there are several juggalos like us commenting per hater commenting :oP

You’re nothing but a bunch of whitetrash mimes.

White trash mimes.

The internet can never have enough blog posts making fun of dumb people.

“gone foraging for joints and titties” -that’s gonna be my epitaph.

This is very saddening to me. For one…I am a juggalo and have been for the past 15 years or so. I am not uneducated, nor do I live in a tent or a trailer park. I live in a nice apartment with my family, which happens to be my amazing girlfriend and her little boy. I’ve also had the same job for the past 11 years…working for TD Bank. I probably make more money doing my job then most of you trolls talking negatively about something you obviously have no clue about. To judge an entire group of people by the trashy few, is just idiotic and shows how quick to judge ignorant people are. Do a little more research before you badmouth legitimate members of society. I myself have seen quite a few scumbags of every musical back ground. I’ve met emo kids, hipsters, rock music fans that can be more trashy than any juggalo I know.

Whoop whoop, ya glad to see another member of the family fighting for our way of life :oD

Ya whoop whoop,! Ya treat us as animals so look at your self you are no better then those you put down for i find bigots to be a much more disgraceful creature then your average voodoowizardcircusninja( juggalo/ juggalette)

Go away.

Juggalos and hipsters have way more in common then i’m sure either would ever wish to agree to. They both dress like clowns, it’s just that the Juggalos take it a step further with the face paint. Can’t we just call a truce between the two groups like the bloods and crips did, and call it a day?

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