Did Anyone Lose a Pair of Skis in Dolores Park?
I've been trying to figure out why these were even there in the first place. There wasn't any weird tag sale or anything, so I'm struggling to put it together, but these are my best guesses:
- Man misinterprets invitation from unusually chatty friend to go "hit the slopes" in Dolores Park.
- It's 80 degrees out and people's brains are being boiled.
- Hot new look for summer: missy-matchy with the weather
Anyway, if you did lose a pair of vintage Rossignols, they can most likely be found outside the Carl's Jr on Market5.
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A)The complex inner/outer workings of a pair of skis necessitate a designer.
B)As with a pair of skis the complexity of X(a particular organism, the structure of the solar system, the universe) necessitates a designer.
*Children of the most high God, repent of your former evil ways....do not become mindless drones of the monkey god(Darwin)....there is a creator and his only begotten son, Santa Claus, comes down(once a year) all good boys and girls chimneys delivering magnificently blessed toys! Rejoice for the lord has spoken! Goodwill to everyone and may ye all have a merry Christmas! HoHoHo*
I bet these belong to J. Skiazza.
(I'll see myself out.)
go to the corner of whatever room you're in.
There's a Carls Jr in SF????
There's at least two.
We saw these skis propped against a trash can at the corner of 18th/Valencia earlier that day. Later, when in the park we saw a guy leaving with just ONE of them. Not sure how they got to Dolo nor how they came to be split up nor what became of them after that. It's a mystery!
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