I'm gone out in the TL plenty of times, but I guess I'm going to all the wrong places at the wrong times, because I'm yet to witness what dvtdl? saw at Nite Cap:

So I went to the Nite Cap the other night and saw three things:

1) A bleached blond, comb over, punk rocker drunk guy fall off his bar stool and in the process slam his girlfriend’s head in to a wall. She curled up in a twisted ball and screamed and wailed on the floor. It looked like her ankle was broken, and she was covering her face with her hands yelling “my face! my face!” As an ambulance was called, she tried to run out of the bar and in the process kept falling over and running in to the wall. She was limping badly, all the while the drunk boyfriend stood by not saying much. Some people, myself included, followed her out of the bar to make sure she didn’t stumble in to traffic, where we then saw…

There's a thrilling reveal about what goes down outside the joint, plus some explanation about how the Good Dog on a couch works into the story, but you'll have to read on for all that.