The Armory Club, a New Bar From Kink.com, Opens Friday

They open for real next Tuesday, but you can catch a sneak peak this Friday for $15.

Here's how they're describing the new bar:

The Armory Club is a social escape from the normalcy of everyday life. A chic and edgy barroom invites you to wind down at the amber lit bar or melt into a vintage sofa for a long night of revelry and excess! Our talented bartenders offer a creative, handcrafted cocktail menu alongside award-winning local beers and an exciting wine list. Ultimately, The Armory Club is your San Francisco destination for all the best a bar should offer: thoughtful drinks, attentive service and comfortable design with the right amount of kink to make a night of it!

And what they have to say about the drinks:

Weekly cocktail menus marry small batch spirits with handcrafted ingredients to produce delicious and thoughtful drinks for your enjoyment.  House-made bitters, fresh squeezed juices, natural sweeteners, clear ice and a general abhorrence of prefab mixers are standards we apply to every drink.  Our beer menu combines small batch, local brews with imported selections that are well-loved examples of their specific styles.  Wine is not to be forgotten with a smart selection that leans towards crisp whites, softer reds and a bevy of bubbles.

Sounds fancy! (And what a departure from the old Ace Cafe...)

Comments

Eddy's picture

I was hoping for something a little more sleazy, too bad.

Zouaf's picture

God this looks boring.

Tuffy's picture

Who knew it would be possible to go to a bar with grosser couched than uptown?

Grizzled Mission's picture

When I walked by and saw the kink.com "K" featured on the signage on the side of the building, I knew it wasn't supposed to be another bar in the Mission, but a destination - a Disneyland for dudes hoping to meet porn performers. Oh well, there are plenty of other places to get a drink.

scum's picture

Fuck this place.

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Fuck kink.com. They treat their employees like shit and I'm not going to their boring-ass bar, either.

I don't think before I type's picture

According to who

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Everyone I've known who has worked for them. Both people who've worked as on-screen talent and people who worked behind the scenes. *shrug*

I don't think before I type's picture

Sorry to hear

EvilSchlampenFuhrer's picture

Dear Veggiekins,
Really? People you know who were fired or forced out told you they hated their job? no kidding.

Love,
EvilSchlampenFuhrer

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Nope, none of them were fired. They all quit because they weren't happy with the working environment/managerial style (re: abusive). *shrug*

EvilSchlampenFuhrer's picture

Yeah, I recall that exact conversation with the same people we're talking about.
not.

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture

Sure, whatever you say.

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