Ignoring how incredibly sad it is they had to cross out the “Cold Beer” part of Cold Beer Cold Water's name, these Mission Trivia kids have me totally hooked in and I'm fiending to know how this joke ends.  Also, what is Mission Trivia exactly?  They promise neighborhood-centric categories like “A Park Called Dolores”, “Hipster or Homeless”, “Startups and Shutdowns”, and “Local Celebrities”, but that isn't particularly telling.  Are they asking easy ones like, “what's the name of the lunatic sloppily singing homophobic love songs outside the Social Security Building on Valencia?” (A: “Omer”, also acceptable: “Bum Jovi”), or is it a bit more challenging… say, “what's the chorus of the birthday song Omer sings?” (A: “blargh blarh argh largh BLARGH ba ba bahhhhh HAPPPPP-IEEEEE BURTHDAY”, also acceptable: “indiscernible”)?

Anyway, I guess we're all going to have to pile into Gestalt Monday night and find out.

[Photo by Eddie Codel]